Impogi's Mum

Occasionally on the server, you can hear the mother of discord user Impogi ranting at Impogi for failing to complete certain household tasks and for spending too much time playing video games. It is important to take in the context that Impogi's mum is the type that'll slap you with whatever she can get her hands on (probably).

The following is a transcript of one of those instances that took place on the 4th of June 2019 at 11:35 AM AEST:

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Impogi's Mum: 

Impogi: Huh?

Door Slams Open

Impogi's Mum: "Unload the dishes, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE BED?!"

Impogi's Mum: 

Impogi: "Oh my god"

Impogi's Mum: "GET YOUR SHEETS AND MAKE THE BED!, DIDNT I TELL YOU THAT 2 HOURS AGO?"

Impogi: "No you didn't"

30 Seconds Pass

Impogi's Mum: "Leave it open (Impogi's door) so I can see what the hell your doing."

Impgoi: "Why can't I have my privacy?"

Impogi's Mum: "Because you don't do fucken nothing but play video games"

Impogi's Mum: 

Impgoi: 

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To this day it is still a mystery whether or not Impogi made his bed.